Avast, ye cockered, slow-witted barnacle!

Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. It be Talk Like a Pirate Month for me. So all ya Scallywags swig ye a grog and shiver me timbers. Arrrrrrrrrr.
(If ye wants ta talk like a pirate, this english to pirate translator may be handy to ye)
Arrrrrrrrrr.