The remains of the day

Which animal kills more people in the U.S. than any other? I now have every reason to freak out at the sight of one.

Meet the F**kers, a memorable Daily Show video clip that provides catharsis for any anger you might feel towards the Bush administration for their slow reactions to Hurricane Katrina. You'll need Windows Media.

A man walking his pet tortoise. It's a big turtle, and it walks as fast as a small canine.